Hello! We are Two Dud Dads!
Our ‘How To Be Dad’ podcast is approaching Episode 3, and so far we haven’t used it as our safe haven, a space we can use to talk about our failings, (where either of us has messed up as a Dad), without fear of being judged or punished for the offence.
That changes this episode though as John explains how he almost became a Cravings Related Casualty.
Becks, our Doula and women’s health expert is guiding us through everything we need to know about pregnancy, especially from Dad’s point of view. This week is all about what’s actually happening to cause those cravings and mood swings.
And we include full costings and instructions for the installation of your own panic room, so you can ride out the worst of the mood swings in an enclosed, comfortable environment.
No, not really.
If you spotted up front that was sarcasm there’s a sliver of hope you may be a salvageable father.
If not, find Episode 1 and start this season afresh – you’re letting the side down.
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In Episode 3, our Dude Dads, Garry Spence and Grant Stott tackle their toughest Da’ Lemma to date.
Here’s how the episode’s shaping up.
Boogie and John Mellis – Introduction – 0 – 4.01
Gracie Mellis – 4.02 – 4.05
Becks Armstrong – ‘Cravings and Mood Swings – what’s actually going on?’ – 4.06 – 8.50
Josh Mellis – 8.51 – 8.56
Garry Spence and Grant Stott – The Dude Dads, Da’Lemma 2, Chris in Edinburgh – 8.57 – 18.25
Emilia Bouglas – 18.26 – 18.36
Boogie and John Mellis – On next week’s show…. 18.36 – 19.22
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See you Monday for Episode 3!
Two Dud Dads x